What did the spoon say to the knife?

Aziza (Guest) on December 18, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 12, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 3, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 4, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 1, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 23, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 21, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Husna (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Aziza (Guest) on October 17, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Halimah (Guest) on October 13, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 23, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 11, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 31, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Hamida (Guest) on August 20, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 20, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 18, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

John Lissu (Guest) on August 7, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 22, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Khamis (Guest) on July 20, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Zuhura (Guest) on July 8, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Rehema (Guest) on July 4, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Rabia (Guest) on June 18, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mchawi (Guest) on June 13, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Wande (Guest) on June 11, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Bakari (Guest) on June 10, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Kazija (Guest) on June 4, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 1, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mchawi (Guest) on May 29, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 24, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sharifa (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 2, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Ndoto (Guest) on April 2, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 30, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 23, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Rabia (Guest) on March 15, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 8, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Shamim (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Rubea (Guest) on March 2, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

John Kamande (Guest) on March 2, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 27, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 22, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Bakari (Guest) on February 10, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Umi (Guest) on February 8, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Rukia (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Shukuru (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Zainab (Guest) on February 3, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Amani (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Khamis (Guest) on January 28, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

John Kamande (Guest) on January 27, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mjaka (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Hashim (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mgeni (Guest) on January 9, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡