What do a car and an elephant have in common?

Hassan (Guest) on December 27, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 14, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Raha (Guest) on December 3, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 3, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Nassor (Guest) on November 30, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Arifa (Guest) on November 26, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 23, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 17, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Sarafina (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 8, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Kiza (Guest) on November 1, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mjaka (Guest) on October 30, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 25, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Abdullah (Guest) on October 10, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 5, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Rehema (Guest) on September 23, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Abubakari (Guest) on September 20, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mgeni (Guest) on September 12, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Biashara (Guest) on September 11, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 22, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 20, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 15, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 5, 2019

😄 Too good!

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 4, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 28, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 18, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Kiza (Guest) on July 15, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Furaha (Guest) on July 11, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 4, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nuru (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 28, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 25, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Josephine (Guest) on June 25, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

David Chacha (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Issa (Guest) on June 20, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mazrui (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Issack (Guest) on June 3, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Farida (Guest) on May 24, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 8, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 6, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 22, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Kahina (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 1, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 24, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 23, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

George Tenga (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 16, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Maimuna (Guest) on March 14, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 5, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄