What do you call a fish with no eye?

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 24, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 22, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mjaka (Guest) on June 21, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Kassim (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Nuru (Guest) on May 30, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 29, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

John Lissu (Guest) on May 3, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 28, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Nassar (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Athumani (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 7, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Hashim (Guest) on March 31, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 26, 2019

😄 You got me!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Tabu (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 21, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

David Chacha (Guest) on February 20, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Shamim (Guest) on February 17, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Salum (Guest) on February 4, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Muslima (Guest) on February 4, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 29, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 22, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Muslima (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Chum (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 2, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 1, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

James Malima (Guest) on December 29, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mariam (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 3, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 1, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 29, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

John Mushi (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 24, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Habiba (Guest) on November 11, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 9, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 7, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

James Malima (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 2, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 1, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Biashara (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Abubakar (Guest) on October 27, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 26, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 7, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 29, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 26, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 26, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Fatuma (Guest) on September 20, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

John Kamande (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Nyota (Guest) on September 16, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 12, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

George Mallya (Guest) on September 10, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️