What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Ndoto (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 14, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 3, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Zuhura (Guest) on December 31, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 20, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Nuru (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 12, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Shamim (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mzee (Guest) on November 30, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Nashon (Guest) on November 29, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 28, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 16, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 13, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Khatib (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 7, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 22, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 22, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 10, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Jamila (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 5, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Shamim (Guest) on September 25, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 23, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Biashara (Guest) on August 22, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 26, 2019

😄 You got me!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 25, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 25, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Amir (Guest) on July 5, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 5, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Shamim (Guest) on June 29, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 29, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Binti (Guest) on June 15, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Shamim (Guest) on June 8, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Faiza (Guest) on May 30, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 26, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 22, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

John Kamande (Guest) on May 17, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Salum (Guest) on May 5, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Fadhila (Guest) on April 30, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 28, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 20, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 16, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 12, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 9, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Umi (Guest) on March 30, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 27, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nasra (Guest) on March 23, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Khamis (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Asha (Guest) on February 26, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Warda (Guest) on February 10, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥