What kind of murderer has fiber?

Nyota (Guest) on October 18, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 5, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Sharifa (Guest) on October 4, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 17, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 8, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mariam (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 4, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Omari (Guest) on September 3, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 31, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 21, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Selemani (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Rahim (Guest) on July 21, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Kazija (Guest) on July 19, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Umi (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 12, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Biashara (Guest) on July 10, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Jafari (Guest) on June 29, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 18, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 18, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Yahya (Guest) on June 16, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 11, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Rashid (Guest) on May 23, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 6, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Maida (Guest) on April 27, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Yusuf (Guest) on April 23, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Salima (Guest) on April 20, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mustafa (Guest) on April 19, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Mariam (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 27, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 12, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 5, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 20, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 6, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 27, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 25, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 24, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Rubea (Guest) on January 3, 2019

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 30, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 16, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 4, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 27, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 26, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 19, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 10, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Ndoto (Guest) on November 3, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 26, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Rehema (Guest) on October 25, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 16, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 7, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁