What kind of music do mummies like best?

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 6, 2019

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Jaffar (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 1, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 30, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Leila (Guest) on August 17, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 11, 2019

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Baridi (Guest) on July 29, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Khalifa (Guest) on July 18, 2019

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Nassor (Guest) on July 15, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Hekima (Guest) on July 15, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Faiza (Guest) on July 11, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 11, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 10, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 4, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 4, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mgeni (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 2, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Nasra (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Maulid (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Salma (Guest) on May 25, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Halimah (Guest) on May 22, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Muslima (Guest) on May 18, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Rahim (Guest) on May 16, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 13, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 12, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 21, 2019

😄 Too good!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 18, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 15, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Khatib (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Sarafina (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 6, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 26, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 10, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 7, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Abubakar (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 5, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 3, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Shukuru (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 25, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 23, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Salima (Guest) on February 22, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 14, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Zuhura (Guest) on February 14, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Shamim (Guest) on January 21, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 24, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 20, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 18, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜