What was born to succeed?

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Shukuru (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 21, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 16, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 14, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 8, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 2, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Latifa (Guest) on February 1, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 25, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Zakia (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 10, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rehema (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 19, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Baridi (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

John Kamande (Guest) on November 30, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 28, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Aziza (Guest) on November 28, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Azima (Guest) on November 27, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 19, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mhina (Guest) on November 8, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Maulid (Guest) on October 21, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Amir (Guest) on October 9, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Sumaya (Guest) on September 28, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 24, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 20, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 18, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 16, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Bakari (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Yahya (Guest) on September 12, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Josephine (Guest) on September 11, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Majid (Guest) on September 8, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mohamed (Guest) on August 28, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 16, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Masika (Guest) on August 7, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 1, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 20, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 12, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Abubakari (Guest) on June 25, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Hamida (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Shukuru (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Jafari (Guest) on May 18, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 26, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Rahim (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Abubakari (Guest) on April 21, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 20, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Masika (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 9, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 27, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Bahati (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 6, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 27, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 19, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄