Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Safiya (Guest) on February 24, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 18, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Hawa (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

James Malima (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Issa (Guest) on February 9, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Zawadi (Guest) on February 8, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Issack (Guest) on January 19, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 8, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Biashara (Guest) on January 4, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Maulid (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 19, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mhina (Guest) on December 11, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Rubea (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Issack (Guest) on November 6, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 23, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 9, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

John Malisa (Guest) on September 22, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 22, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Zubeida (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 18, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Kazija (Guest) on August 16, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Maulid (Guest) on August 15, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Abdullah (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mchawi (Guest) on August 8, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 23, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Salum (Guest) on July 17, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 16, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Hekima (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 16, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 7, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 3, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 2, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 1, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Selemani (Guest) on May 30, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 23, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 22, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 6, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Husna (Guest) on April 30, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Nassor (Guest) on April 23, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 18, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 12, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Nassor (Guest) on April 10, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Maida (Guest) on April 2, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 29, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 27, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 19, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 7, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Rabia (Guest) on March 4, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Selemani (Guest) on March 2, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Rukia (Guest) on February 27, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉