Which school supply is king of the classroom?

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 6, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

John Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 22, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 19, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Yusra (Guest) on April 10, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Ahmed (Guest) on April 4, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 28, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2020

😁 Added to my favorites!

Amir (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Fatuma (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Sultan (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 14, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Sultan (Guest) on March 8, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 25, 2020

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Salima (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 8, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 1, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Kheri (Guest) on January 17, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 31, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 29, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Abdullah (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 20, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 9, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nassar (Guest) on December 7, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 21, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Habiba (Guest) on October 31, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 27, 2019

😅 I needed that laugh!

Rubea (Guest) on October 19, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 14, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Husna (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 2, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mariam (Guest) on September 26, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 15, 2019

😂 So funny!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 11, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 25, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

John Malisa (Guest) on August 11, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 4, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 30, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Jaffar (Guest) on July 25, 2019

😄 Too good!

Hashim (Guest) on July 17, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Leila (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Khalifa (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 14, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 28, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Asha (Guest) on May 25, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Maimuna (Guest) on May 23, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 19, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Biashara (Guest) on April 8, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Fikiri (Guest) on April 4, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mariam (Guest) on April 4, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Sharifa (Guest) on April 2, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 30, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣