Who is Knocking?

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 7, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

John Malisa (Guest) on January 28, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Fadhili (Guest) on January 24, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Issa (Guest) on January 18, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 11, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Yusra (Guest) on January 10, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

George Mallya (Guest) on January 3, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 31, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Salma (Guest) on December 31, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Kazija (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 16, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Kazija (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 3, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Chum (Guest) on November 21, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 15, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 8, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

George Mallya (Guest) on October 30, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 10, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 24, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Rukia (Guest) on September 23, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 20, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rukia (Guest) on September 14, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 29, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 22, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 19, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 18, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 3, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 29, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Kahina (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 4, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 26, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 14, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 14, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 13, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 11, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Binti (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Amina (Guest) on May 20, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Salma (Guest) on May 14, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Husna (Guest) on April 23, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 6, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 3, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Zawadi (Guest) on April 2, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Shamim (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Majid (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Omar (Guest) on March 6, 2019

😂 So funny!

Fadhila (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mariam (Guest) on February 10, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣