Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Abubakar (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 10, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 6, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Hassan (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mohamed (Guest) on November 17, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Selemani (Guest) on November 17, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 16, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mwanais (Guest) on November 10, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 4, 2019

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 16, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 27, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 24, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 23, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Wande (Guest) on September 17, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Tabu (Guest) on September 9, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mgeni (Guest) on August 23, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 20, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 19, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 13, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Saidi (Guest) on August 10, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 8, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 19, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Abubakari (Guest) on July 12, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 30, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mashaka (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 21, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Abubakar (Guest) on June 19, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Kassim (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

James Malima (Guest) on June 5, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

James Kimani (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Zubeida (Guest) on June 2, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 31, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Khalifa (Guest) on May 26, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 20, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Ahmed (Guest) on May 9, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 30, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 29, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 26, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Issa (Guest) on April 24, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 20, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 18, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Ali (Guest) on April 14, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 6, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 23, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2019

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 7, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 1, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Josephine (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Bakari (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Zulekha (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋