Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 22, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 16, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Saidi (Guest) on December 16, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 26, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 13, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Masika (Guest) on November 9, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Sharifa (Guest) on October 31, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Nahida (Guest) on October 17, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on October 16, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Fikiri (Guest) on October 11, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 8, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Maida (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 25, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Ahmed (Guest) on September 22, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 18, 2019

😄 Too good!

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 2, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2019

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mwanais (Guest) on July 25, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 20, 2019

😄 You got me!

Shukuru (Guest) on July 15, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 9, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Chiku (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 26, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Zakia (Guest) on June 25, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Halima (Guest) on June 22, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 20, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 12, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Latifa (Guest) on June 8, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Safiya (Guest) on June 2, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Bakari (Guest) on May 31, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 26, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 22, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 7, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 6, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 30, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 29, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Furaha (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 17, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 15, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 9, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 3, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 30, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Sekela (Guest) on March 22, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Jaffar (Guest) on March 10, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Maida (Guest) on March 4, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Jamila (Guest) on February 17, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 17, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 14, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Rashid (Guest) on February 14, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨