How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 16, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Kazija (Guest) on June 14, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 31, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 12, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 9, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Mchuma (Guest) on May 7, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Zawadi (Guest) on May 2, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jamila (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 20, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 18, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Omari (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 2, 2019

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Nchi (Guest) on March 28, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Abubakari (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Farida (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Zulekha (Guest) on March 4, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 24, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 15, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Zubeida (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

George Tenga (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Amani (Guest) on January 16, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 13, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 25, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Zulekha (Guest) on December 17, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rukia (Guest) on December 6, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Fadhili (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Zuhura (Guest) on November 10, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 4, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mgeni (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 14, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 7, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 7, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 28, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Latifa (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Amir (Guest) on August 12, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 9, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 3, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 30, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Nyota (Guest) on June 28, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Jaffar (Guest) on June 27, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mjaka (Guest) on June 17, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 4, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 4, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 10, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 8, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 1, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Khatib (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Fikiri (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Salima (Guest) on April 10, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓