What did the carrot say to the mushroom?

Amir (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 31, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 27, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 23, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Jamal (Guest) on August 21, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 14, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

George Mallya (Guest) on August 8, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

George Tenga (Guest) on August 2, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 1, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 29, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sarafina (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 25, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 21, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 18, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 9, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 16, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Khatib (Guest) on June 3, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 2, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 31, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 26, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Ahmed (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Omar (Guest) on May 19, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Azima (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 3, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Farida (Guest) on May 2, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Juma (Guest) on April 19, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Khadija (Guest) on April 19, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 31, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Amani (Guest) on March 29, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 27, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 18, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 7, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 3, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 3, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 27, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 17, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Jamal (Guest) on February 16, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

John Lissu (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Omar (Guest) on January 25, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 20, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Zuhura (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

John Lissu (Guest) on January 14, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Faiza (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 1, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 25, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 24, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 22, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Aziza (Guest) on December 19, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Baraka (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 1, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Tambwe (Guest) on November 30, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜