What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 4, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Yusra (Guest) on November 28, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 19, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mashaka (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Warda (Guest) on October 26, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 23, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 16, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Arifa (Guest) on August 24, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Fadhili (Guest) on August 24, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mashaka (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 8, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 18, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Daudi (Guest) on July 7, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mohamed (Guest) on July 2, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 30, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 25, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on June 13, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Abdillah (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 29, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Omari (Guest) on May 25, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 24, 2018

😂 So funny!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 17, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Arifa (Guest) on April 29, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Shani (Guest) on April 25, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Masika (Guest) on April 20, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 28, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 14, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 12, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mohamed (Guest) on March 7, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 17, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 14, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 13, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mchuma (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Sumaya (Guest) on January 5, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mazrui (Guest) on December 28, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 20, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Salima (Guest) on December 17, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 16, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 3, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Neema (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍