What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

Sumaya (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 30, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

John Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 28, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 16, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 21, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 13, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 12, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 9, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 8, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 7, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Baraka (Guest) on June 21, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Sharifa (Guest) on June 19, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on June 17, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nashon (Guest) on June 10, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 9, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Chum (Guest) on June 8, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Juma (Guest) on June 2, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 30, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

John Lissu (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 25, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 16, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Neema (Guest) on April 9, 2018

😂 So funny!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 7, 2018

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Juma (Guest) on March 30, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Jamal (Guest) on March 23, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 22, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 17, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 13, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 12, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 8, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Khatib (Guest) on February 26, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 12, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 10, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Baraka (Guest) on February 1, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nassar (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 23, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 16, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 13, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 11, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 11, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Amir (Guest) on January 2, 2018

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Faiza (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mchuma (Guest) on December 2, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 1, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 10, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔