What do witches order at hotels?

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Khalifa (Guest) on November 9, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 6, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 3, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 8, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mjaka (Guest) on October 8, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 6, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Issack (Guest) on October 3, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Neema (Guest) on September 27, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Kazija (Guest) on September 27, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Masika (Guest) on September 24, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Halimah (Guest) on September 14, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 5, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Wande (Guest) on September 2, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Azima (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 22, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Nassar (Guest) on August 20, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Zawadi (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mchawi (Guest) on August 9, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 4, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 31, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Raha (Guest) on July 31, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 25, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Nasra (Guest) on July 21, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Josephine (Guest) on July 15, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Josephine (Guest) on July 8, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2018

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 26, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Leila (Guest) on June 23, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

James Mduma (Guest) on June 20, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Aziza (Guest) on June 20, 2018

😄 Too good!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 17, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Hashim (Guest) on June 1, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 24, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 24, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 18, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 5, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Masika (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 9, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Aziza (Guest) on April 7, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Baraka (Guest) on April 3, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 1, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Hassan (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mjaka (Guest) on March 24, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on March 22, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Bahati (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Hamida (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 11, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿