What has an eye, but cannot see?

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Omari (Guest) on May 22, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 18, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Jamal (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 15, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Rabia (Guest) on April 4, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Athumani (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Raha (Guest) on March 16, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Maulid (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 16, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Athumani (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Sofia (Guest) on January 28, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 25, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 23, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mohamed (Guest) on January 23, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Nuru (Guest) on January 15, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Rashid (Guest) on January 13, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 8, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 25, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 23, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 24, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 22, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 16, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Zulekha (Guest) on November 9, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Jaffar (Guest) on October 8, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 7, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 3, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Rabia (Guest) on September 26, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Abdillah (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

John Mushi (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Maida (Guest) on September 17, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Ahmed (Guest) on September 1, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 1, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Kahina (Guest) on August 26, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Raha (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Leila (Guest) on August 16, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 4, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 27, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 13, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Shani (Guest) on July 9, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Baridi (Guest) on June 17, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 11, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 7, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰