What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

Zakia (Guest) on November 17, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Faiza (Guest) on November 17, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 10, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Tambwe (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 16, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 13, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Husna (Guest) on October 12, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Amina (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 2, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 24, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Zakaria (Guest) on September 12, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Khalifa (Guest) on August 29, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nashon (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on August 12, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 11, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Omari (Guest) on August 10, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 26, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Ndoto (Guest) on July 24, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 22, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 5, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Hashim (Guest) on June 17, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 7, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 16, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 14, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Ali (Guest) on May 11, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 12, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 10, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

George Mallya (Guest) on April 8, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 7, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Shukuru (Guest) on March 30, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 29, 2018

😅 I needed that!

Mgeni (Guest) on March 19, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Raha (Guest) on March 16, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

James Malima (Guest) on March 16, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 15, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Nashon (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 6, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Omar (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 22, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Sarafina (Guest) on January 20, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

James Kimani (Guest) on January 14, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Khadija (Guest) on January 5, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 2, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Mchuma (Guest) on December 26, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mchuma (Guest) on December 26, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 25, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤