What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 16, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Zawadi (Guest) on November 6, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Maimuna (Guest) on October 27, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 24, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 20, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 8, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 2, 2018

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mjaka (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 28, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

David Chacha (Guest) on September 25, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Maulid (Guest) on September 21, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Rabia (Guest) on September 21, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Bakari (Guest) on September 21, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mwanais (Guest) on September 15, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Makame (Guest) on September 15, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Nasra (Guest) on September 14, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 13, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 22, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 22, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 22, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 21, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 18, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on August 13, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 10, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

John Malisa (Guest) on August 6, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Khalifa (Guest) on August 5, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Rubea (Guest) on July 30, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Shani (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 18, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on July 17, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Rashid (Guest) on July 16, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 13, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 2, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Jamila (Guest) on July 1, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 28, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Rukia (Guest) on June 23, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Ndoto (Guest) on June 21, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Abubakari (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Sofia (Guest) on June 13, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mzee (Guest) on May 31, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Aziza (Guest) on May 20, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 18, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 15, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mwanais (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 26, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 5, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 23, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 17, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Rukia (Guest) on March 16, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Makame (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 5, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕