What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 6, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Issack (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Zakia (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 12, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 8, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Halimah (Guest) on September 5, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Nashon (Guest) on September 1, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 31, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Fadhili (Guest) on August 5, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Zakaria (Guest) on July 21, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 1, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Rukia (Guest) on June 25, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Rashid (Guest) on June 14, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Zulekha (Guest) on June 9, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Biashara (Guest) on June 7, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Maimuna (Guest) on June 4, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Maulid (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 19, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Bakari (Guest) on May 14, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on May 8, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 28, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 19, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Maimuna (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 13, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 23, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Raha (Guest) on March 19, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 17, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Salum (Guest) on March 8, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 5, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Omar (Guest) on February 24, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Shabani (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Hassan (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Shamsa (Guest) on January 31, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 28, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 18, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Nchi (Guest) on January 15, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Kazija (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 7, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 18, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Abdillah (Guest) on December 10, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 28, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Biashara (Guest) on November 25, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Arifa (Guest) on November 24, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Nuru (Guest) on October 27, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 25, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 24, 2017

😄 You got me!

Amina (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆