Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?

Abubakar (Guest) on November 29, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Asha (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 11, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Rahma (Guest) on November 8, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Baraka (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on October 29, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 24, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Hawa (Guest) on October 23, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 16, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 15, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 14, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Rehema (Guest) on October 12, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Biashara (Guest) on October 8, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 4, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Zuhura (Guest) on October 4, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Saidi (Guest) on September 26, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 25, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Neema (Guest) on September 23, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

John Lissu (Guest) on September 19, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Fadhila (Guest) on September 3, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 2, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 1, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Neema (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 28, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Raha (Guest) on August 20, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 11, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Omar (Guest) on August 10, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 3, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 1, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 22, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 22, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Amina (Guest) on July 22, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Zubeida (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on July 15, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 15, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 9, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 2, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 26, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Chum (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 20, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Ndoto (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Abubakar (Guest) on June 8, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on June 5, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 26, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 12, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Bakari (Guest) on May 11, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 15, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!