Why are fish so smart?

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Amir (Guest) on January 22, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 31, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

James Mduma (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Hekima (Guest) on December 29, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mohamed (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Baraka (Guest) on December 1, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 22, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Khadija (Guest) on November 16, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Masika (Guest) on November 15, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Nyota (Guest) on November 3, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 31, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Zakaria (Guest) on October 28, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 27, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 26, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 25, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Selemani (Guest) on October 23, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Asha (Guest) on October 20, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 18, 2018

😅 I needed that!

Zulekha (Guest) on October 16, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 12, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 26, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Khamis (Guest) on September 22, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Juma (Guest) on September 21, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Asha (Guest) on September 20, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Khatib (Guest) on September 17, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 15, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Zakaria (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 4, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 24, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Omari (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 19, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 15, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Omar (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 25, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 18, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

James Malima (Guest) on June 5, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 26, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 18, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 4, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 28, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 28, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Rubea (Guest) on April 24, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Shamim (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 16, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

David Chacha (Guest) on April 15, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Hashim (Guest) on April 7, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

James Mduma (Guest) on March 30, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Baraka (Guest) on March 27, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 18, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Hassan (Guest) on March 18, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Ali (Guest) on March 10, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 7, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Khatib (Guest) on March 4, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧