How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Fadhili (Guest) on March 19, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 18, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 5, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Fatuma (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 9, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 7, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 1, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Nasra (Guest) on January 31, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Salima (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Salima (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Rukia (Guest) on December 20, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mashaka (Guest) on December 17, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 2, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 21, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mhina (Guest) on November 16, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Abdullah (Guest) on November 10, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mazrui (Guest) on October 28, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

James Malima (Guest) on October 27, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 14, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Omar (Guest) on October 8, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 4, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 3, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 28, 2017

😄 Too good!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 9, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on September 9, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 29, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 27, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on August 26, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Rubea (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 23, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 9, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Fadhili (Guest) on July 4, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Masika (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 12, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Habiba (Guest) on May 22, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mchuma (Guest) on May 21, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 18, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 12, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

James Malima (Guest) on May 6, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Khatib (Guest) on April 30, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 29, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Hashim (Guest) on April 28, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 15, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 12, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Shamsa (Guest) on April 8, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 1, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂