What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 27, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Salma (Guest) on February 25, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 22, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 7, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mariam (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 16, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Fadhili (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

John Malisa (Guest) on January 12, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 20, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Chum (Guest) on December 20, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 3, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Zakaria (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

John Lissu (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 13, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 2, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Nassar (Guest) on October 27, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Selemani (Guest) on September 16, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 12, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Zuhura (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Abubakari (Guest) on August 24, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 16, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Issa (Guest) on August 13, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 10, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 8, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 27, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 22, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Nassar (Guest) on July 17, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 15, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Jafari (Guest) on July 12, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Josephine (Guest) on July 9, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Sumaya (Guest) on June 28, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on June 26, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Jaffar (Guest) on June 21, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mchuma (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 28, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 15, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 12, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 9, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Issa (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!