What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 3, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 30, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 29, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Bakari (Guest) on October 16, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Shabani (Guest) on October 10, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Farida (Guest) on October 3, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Ndoto (Guest) on September 8, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 18, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 4, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Shabani (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 24, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Tabu (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 29, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Nashon (Guest) on June 27, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 18, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 17, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 11, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 11, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Khatib (Guest) on June 11, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Sofia (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Khadija (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 7, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Fatuma (Guest) on April 17, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 3, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 28, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 27, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 21, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 15, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Rabia (Guest) on March 15, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Rabia (Guest) on March 10, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 24, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 22, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Nyota (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Shamsa (Guest) on February 13, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 21, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Arifa (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 29, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Masika (Guest) on December 3, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 15, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 14, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Farida (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 8, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂