What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 28, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Latifa (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 9, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 7, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 25, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Shamsa (Guest) on September 14, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Ndoto (Guest) on September 2, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 30, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Shabani (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Kahina (Guest) on August 18, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 18, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 14, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Kassim (Guest) on August 9, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Faiza (Guest) on August 9, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 5, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Safiya (Guest) on July 23, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Masika (Guest) on July 12, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Rabia (Guest) on July 5, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 3, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Khatib (Guest) on July 3, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 30, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 30, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Salum (Guest) on June 23, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Shamsa (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

James Mduma (Guest) on June 11, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Jabir (Guest) on June 8, 2017

😄 Too good!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 8, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 30, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 13, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 12, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Hassan (Guest) on May 9, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Nashon (Guest) on May 6, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 5, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 28, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 13, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Rahim (Guest) on April 7, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 15, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 15, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 10, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 7, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Leila (Guest) on January 30, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Shukuru (Guest) on January 25, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 24, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 17, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Rahim (Guest) on January 14, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

David Chacha (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸