What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Shamsa (Guest) on January 29, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 27, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on January 24, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 11, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 7, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 7, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 7, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Warda (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 25, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Rahma (Guest) on December 21, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 16, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 30, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Ali (Guest) on November 26, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mustafa (Guest) on November 25, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 5, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Fadhila (Guest) on November 4, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 26, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Juma (Guest) on October 10, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 30, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 11, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Leila (Guest) on September 5, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 14, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 13, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Nyota (Guest) on July 29, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 27, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 19, 2017

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Faiza (Guest) on July 18, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 17, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 12, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Masika (Guest) on July 11, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 25, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 28, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 11, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 3, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 30, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Hamida (Guest) on April 24, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 12, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Leila (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 28, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 25, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mjaka (Guest) on March 14, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Biashara (Guest) on March 13, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 9, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Omari (Guest) on February 15, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 4, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 29, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Rabia (Guest) on January 21, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mustafa (Guest) on January 20, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Shamsa (Guest) on January 19, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 15, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 15, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Neema (Guest) on January 11, 2017

😄 Too good!