What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Kheri (Guest) on September 8, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Abubakar (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Sumaya (Guest) on August 25, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 14, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Zulekha (Guest) on August 8, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Amir (Guest) on July 17, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 15, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 12, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Juma (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on June 15, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Rehema (Guest) on June 7, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mariam (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

James Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Nasra (Guest) on May 23, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 22, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Sarafina (Guest) on May 17, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 11, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 11, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Raha (Guest) on May 6, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 1, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 16, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Rukia (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2017

😄 You got me good!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 13, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 4, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 1, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Tabu (Guest) on February 21, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Safiya (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 19, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Aziza (Guest) on February 9, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Azima (Guest) on February 9, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Yusra (Guest) on February 3, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Shamim (Guest) on February 1, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 30, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 28, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 28, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mohamed (Guest) on January 27, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 19, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 6, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 5, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 31, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Ali (Guest) on December 15, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Nashon (Guest) on December 15, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 6, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Raha (Guest) on December 1, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Shani (Guest) on November 26, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Azima (Guest) on November 19, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 16, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Shamsa (Guest) on November 16, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍