Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 17, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 6, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

John Lissu (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 23, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 5, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 4, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Sumaya (Guest) on September 30, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 16, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 14, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Raha (Guest) on September 6, 2017

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

John Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Sumaya (Guest) on September 1, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Kassim (Guest) on August 22, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Salum (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 12, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 7, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 5, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 2, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 30, 2017

😄 You got me!

Tambwe (Guest) on June 28, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 14, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Jamal (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 9, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Husna (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Baraka (Guest) on May 24, 2017

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 14, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

David Chacha (Guest) on May 4, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Hekima (Guest) on April 19, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Warda (Guest) on April 16, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mwanais (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 9, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 27, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Safiya (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Hashim (Guest) on March 19, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 15, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Ali (Guest) on March 15, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 1, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 25, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Halimah (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Wande (Guest) on February 20, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rehema (Guest) on February 19, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Latifa (Guest) on February 15, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 3, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 29, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Nuru (Guest) on January 24, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 24, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣