What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Zulekha (Guest) on May 2, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Fatuma (Guest) on April 25, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 4, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Furaha (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 26, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 22, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Wande (Guest) on February 22, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Khatib (Guest) on February 4, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 15, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Salum (Guest) on January 13, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Shamim (Guest) on January 12, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nyota (Guest) on January 10, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 10, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on December 24, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 10, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 2, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Maulid (Guest) on November 26, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Kheri (Guest) on November 12, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 8, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Zulekha (Guest) on November 6, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Rahim (Guest) on November 4, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Zuhura (Guest) on October 16, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 15, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Kazija (Guest) on October 9, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Shamsa (Guest) on September 15, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 11, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 26, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mhina (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 5, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 30, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 9, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 7, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 4, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Majid (Guest) on July 2, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 29, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 28, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 21, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 16, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 14, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Jabir (Guest) on June 12, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Sekela (Guest) on June 4, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mashaka (Guest) on May 27, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Umi (Guest) on May 25, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 28, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Sekela (Guest) on April 25, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Latifa (Guest) on April 23, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 3, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 27, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 7, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!