Mzee (Guest) on May 26, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 3, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rashid (Guest) on April 27, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Zubeida (Guest) on April 23, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 12, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 9, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 8, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 6, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 5, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 5, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Maida (Guest) on February 18, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Shamsa (Guest) on February 15, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Yahya (Guest) on January 27, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Salum (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Athumani (Guest) on January 25, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Omari (Guest) on January 16, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 14, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Hekima (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 24, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 1, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 27, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 16, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 13, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Maulid (Guest) on November 8, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Chum (Guest) on November 3, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 30, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 28, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 24, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Fatuma (Guest) on October 21, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 20, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 16, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Zakia (Guest) on October 16, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Maulid (Guest) on October 12, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 11, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Ahmed (Guest) on October 6, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Nasra (Guest) on September 30, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Azima (Guest) on September 25, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 18, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on September 13, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

John Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 8, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 31, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Jamila (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 21, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 15, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 26, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

George Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Maulid (Guest) on July 24, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 22, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 17, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌