What type of diet did the snowman go on?

Issack (Guest) on March 27, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 10, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nassor (Guest) on March 7, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 27, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Hekima (Guest) on February 23, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

James Kimani (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Biashara (Guest) on February 4, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 22, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 20, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Maulid (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Fadhila (Guest) on January 1, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 1, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Sarafina (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 21, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 4, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 18, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Zulekha (Guest) on November 16, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Arifa (Guest) on November 6, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Baridi (Guest) on November 6, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 6, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 6, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Abdillah (Guest) on October 31, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Abubakar (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 25, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Rabia (Guest) on October 20, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 13, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Shamsa (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 4, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 1, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 20, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 7, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Salima (Guest) on September 7, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mustafa (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Sharifa (Guest) on July 13, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Hekima (Guest) on July 9, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 8, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 7, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 1, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 23, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Khadija (Guest) on June 17, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 16, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Saidi (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Hamida (Guest) on June 1, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 31, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Sofia (Guest) on May 28, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 23, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 18, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Khadija (Guest) on May 14, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 12, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 28, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆