What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 22, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 14, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Khalifa (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Khalifa (Guest) on December 10, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 22, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Abdullah (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

George Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

James Mduma (Guest) on November 14, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Rahma (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on November 1, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 28, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 18, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Selemani (Guest) on October 16, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 12, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 7, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Tambwe (Guest) on October 6, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 4, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Masika (Guest) on October 3, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 2, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Saidi (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Chum (Guest) on September 12, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Nchi (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 1, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 30, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Neema (Guest) on August 22, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 18, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Rashid (Guest) on August 9, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 4, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 3, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Safiya (Guest) on July 27, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 7, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 4, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 19, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 16, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 8, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Omar (Guest) on June 7, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Faiza (Guest) on May 24, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Halima (Guest) on May 18, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mohamed (Guest) on May 9, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 2, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 30, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Nuru (Guest) on April 26, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 20, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

George Mallya (Guest) on April 13, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mashaka (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣