What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 30, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Yusra (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 30, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 23, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Omari (Guest) on March 16, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 9, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 5, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Mohamed (Guest) on March 2, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on January 26, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 19, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Rukia (Guest) on January 4, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Zuhura (Guest) on December 28, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 11, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Binti (Guest) on December 10, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 17, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 15, 2017

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 8, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 29, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 12, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Abubakar (Guest) on October 4, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 4, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 2, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Bahati (Guest) on September 14, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Shukuru (Guest) on August 31, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Makame (Guest) on August 26, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mchuma (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Fikiri (Guest) on August 17, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 14, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 3, 2017

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 2, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Arifa (Guest) on July 22, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 18, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 17, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 10, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Fadhili (Guest) on July 8, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 6, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Zubeida (Guest) on July 3, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 26, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 25, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 25, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 22, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 19, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Muslima (Guest) on June 17, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 13, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Biashara (Guest) on June 11, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 6, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 31, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵