Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 1, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mazrui (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Issa (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Neema (Guest) on January 14, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 12, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Faiza (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Arifa (Guest) on November 17, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 16, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Biashara (Guest) on November 14, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 12, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 4, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 1, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 20, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 13, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 6, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Muslima (Guest) on September 27, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 20, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 27, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Tambwe (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 12, 2017

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Fadhila (Guest) on August 9, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

John Lissu (Guest) on August 4, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Fatuma (Guest) on August 2, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Khadija (Guest) on July 20, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Hekima (Guest) on July 11, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 11, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Zuhura (Guest) on July 5, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 29, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 23, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 4, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 1, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mgeni (Guest) on May 28, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 28, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

George Tenga (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Zawadi (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Asha (Guest) on May 17, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Hekima (Guest) on May 6, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Khalifa (Guest) on April 18, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nuru (Guest) on April 6, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 1, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 30, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mazrui (Guest) on March 28, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Maimuna (Guest) on March 24, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 23, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 11, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!