Where do pencils go for vacation?

Arifa (Guest) on December 30, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 22, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 22, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Aziza (Guest) on December 8, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 6, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Nassor (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Hashim (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 21, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mchawi (Guest) on November 8, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 24, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 8, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Arifa (Guest) on October 5, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 3, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 23, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 18, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

John Malisa (Guest) on September 9, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Omari (Guest) on September 5, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 2, 2017

😂 So funny!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 2, 2017

😄 You got me!

Kassim (Guest) on August 26, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 17, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Raha (Guest) on August 11, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Shamsa (Guest) on August 8, 2017

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 31, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 23, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Fatuma (Guest) on July 7, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 26, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Hawa (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Bahati (Guest) on May 23, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Mohamed (Guest) on May 21, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Majid (Guest) on May 18, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 18, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 6, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Rehema (Guest) on May 5, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 30, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Daudi (Guest) on April 28, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 25, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 22, 2017

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2017

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 10, 2017

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 31, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

John Mushi (Guest) on March 31, 2017

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Ndoto (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Masika (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Chiku (Guest) on February 27, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 14, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 11, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 23, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mazrui (Guest) on January 19, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Josephine (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜