Where do polar bears keep their money?

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Selemani (Guest) on January 31, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 31, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 28, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 25, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Abubakari (Guest) on January 25, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 15, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Zuhura (Guest) on January 11, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 6, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 29, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Halima (Guest) on December 20, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Amina (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Sumaya (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Shamsa (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Jabir (Guest) on November 19, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 28, 2017

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on October 20, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nassor (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 5, 2017

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 5, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 2, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 23, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Yusuf (Guest) on September 9, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 23, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 14, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 8, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 8, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 1, 2017

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 11, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 10, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mwanais (Guest) on July 8, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 4, 2017

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Halima (Guest) on July 4, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 11, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 6, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 1, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 25, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Safiya (Guest) on May 24, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 19, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 13, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on May 3, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Shabani (Guest) on May 2, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mzee (Guest) on May 1, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 18, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 15, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Ndoto (Guest) on April 9, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 17, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Leila (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅