Which school supply is king of the classroom?

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 6, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on March 30, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mhina (Guest) on February 21, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

John Kamande (Guest) on January 30, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 21, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 15, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Shukuru (Guest) on January 13, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Yusra (Guest) on January 8, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 6, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 5, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 1, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 31, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 31, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 30, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 25, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 23, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Baridi (Guest) on December 16, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Ali (Guest) on December 6, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 6, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on December 2, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Sultan (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Latifa (Guest) on November 5, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Rubea (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 16, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 8, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 14, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Azima (Guest) on August 31, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 16, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 15, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Shamim (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 5, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Jafari (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Shamim (Guest) on August 1, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 27, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Shabani (Guest) on July 24, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 18, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Athumani (Guest) on June 24, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Daudi (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 19, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 6, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Neema (Guest) on June 2, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Biashara (Guest) on May 27, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 22, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Juma (Guest) on May 7, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 30, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬