Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 24, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 14, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Shamim (Guest) on January 12, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Kahina (Guest) on January 11, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Shukuru (Guest) on January 10, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mazrui (Guest) on January 5, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Baraka (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 3, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Fatuma (Guest) on January 1, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Issa (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 20, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 16, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 15, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 15, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 7, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 6, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Halimah (Guest) on December 3, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Khatib (Guest) on December 2, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 20, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

James Kimani (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Hassan (Guest) on October 31, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 28, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 25, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Hashim (Guest) on October 20, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 17, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Ahmed (Guest) on September 29, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on September 28, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Kahina (Guest) on September 19, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 15, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 3, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 27, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 19, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Rashid (Guest) on August 16, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Husna (Guest) on August 8, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mazrui (Guest) on July 31, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 26, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mariam (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 15, 2017

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Shamim (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Sultan (Guest) on July 10, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 27, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Shani (Guest) on June 25, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sharifa (Guest) on June 13, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Kassim (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Nasra (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Jamal (Guest) on May 6, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 5, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 4, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 29, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 27, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 19, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

David Chacha (Guest) on April 18, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 14, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆