Why can’t skeletons play music?

Chiku (Guest) on October 29, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

James Mduma (Guest) on October 10, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 4, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Abubakari (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 6, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Jafari (Guest) on August 31, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mazrui (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 21, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Umi (Guest) on August 20, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 16, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 12, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Shamim (Guest) on August 5, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mjaka (Guest) on July 22, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 18, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 9, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 7, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Biashara (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Jamila (Guest) on June 24, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Rehema (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 6, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 2, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 22, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 17, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 3, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 24, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 20, 2017

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Kiza (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Binti (Guest) on April 7, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 6, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Abdullah (Guest) on April 4, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

John Mushi (Guest) on March 20, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

John Lissu (Guest) on March 17, 2017

😂 So funny!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 10, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 1, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 20, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Salma (Guest) on February 10, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Zubeida (Guest) on January 30, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mashaka (Guest) on January 24, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Shamim (Guest) on January 18, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mustafa (Guest) on December 29, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Omar (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Binti (Guest) on December 24, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Salma (Guest) on December 16, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 13, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜