Yusuf (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 25, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 24, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 16, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 15, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 10, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Majid (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 22, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Tambwe (Guest) on December 13, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Hamida (Guest) on November 12, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 9, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 2, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Maneno (Guest) on October 30, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Faiza (Guest) on October 21, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Warda (Guest) on October 19, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 6, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Hassan (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Rukia (Guest) on September 30, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Majid (Guest) on September 26, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Khatib (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on September 15, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 12, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Habiba (Guest) on September 9, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 6, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 5, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Shabani (Guest) on August 30, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 12, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 5, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 31, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Athumani (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Leila (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Asha (Guest) on July 10, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

John Lissu (Guest) on July 9, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nchi (Guest) on July 2, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 30, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 29, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 27, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Juma (Guest) on June 23, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Nahida (Guest) on June 20, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 11, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Kiza (Guest) on June 8, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 1, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Farida (Guest) on June 1, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 24, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 24, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Shabani (Guest) on May 15, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Hekima (Guest) on May 13, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Masika (Guest) on May 6, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 5, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Latifa (Guest) on May 2, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻