Why did the robber take a shower?

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 13, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Hamida (Guest) on March 10, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Shamim (Guest) on March 10, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 28, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 25, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Chum (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Hekima (Guest) on February 12, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 10, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Shukuru (Guest) on February 6, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 27, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mashaka (Guest) on January 7, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 5, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Abubakar (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Furaha (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 28, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Omari (Guest) on December 28, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Zainab (Guest) on December 25, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on December 12, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 27, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 23, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 10, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Safiya (Guest) on October 27, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Asha (Guest) on October 8, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Latifa (Guest) on October 6, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Khalifa (Guest) on October 4, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Salum (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 20, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 5, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Latifa (Guest) on August 29, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 29, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Chiku (Guest) on August 23, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 11, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mariam (Guest) on July 3, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 2, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 2, 2017

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Sofia (Guest) on June 28, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 25, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Arifa (Guest) on June 22, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Khatib (Guest) on June 18, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 17, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Omar (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 9, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Josephine (Guest) on May 31, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 26, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 22, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Chum (Guest) on May 21, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 11, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 4, 2017

😄 You got me!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 29, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 27, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯