Why was the computer cold?

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 4, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on November 29, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Rukia (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Chiku (Guest) on October 28, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Furaha (Guest) on October 16, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 11, 2017

😄 You got me!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 11, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Kiza (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 18, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 13, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nasra (Guest) on August 31, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rahim (Guest) on August 24, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 23, 2017

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Rehema (Guest) on August 15, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Rashid (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Rukia (Guest) on August 8, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Nyota (Guest) on August 6, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Fikiri (Guest) on August 2, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 1, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 30, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Amir (Guest) on July 19, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 12, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Hekima (Guest) on July 7, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 30, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 26, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Hashim (Guest) on May 24, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 11, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Furaha (Guest) on May 4, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 28, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 25, 2017

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Chiku (Guest) on April 16, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 15, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 30, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 25, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

John Kamande (Guest) on March 19, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Amir (Guest) on March 18, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Athumani (Guest) on February 26, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 23, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 10, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 9, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mjaka (Guest) on January 22, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mazrui (Guest) on January 19, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Sultan (Guest) on January 16, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 31, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 26, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 20, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mazrui (Guest) on November 30, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rubea (Guest) on November 16, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩