Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 8, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 5, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 1, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

James Mduma (Guest) on December 4, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 26, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 18, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Azima (Guest) on November 17, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Shamim (Guest) on November 17, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Zawadi (Guest) on November 2, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 26, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 5, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 3, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 1, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 26, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 22, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 19, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 18, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 15, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Nyota (Guest) on September 3, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Tambwe (Guest) on August 29, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 26, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 20, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 17, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 13, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 6, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 5, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Salma (Guest) on August 4, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Rukia (Guest) on July 17, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Neema (Guest) on July 5, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

James Kimani (Guest) on June 30, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 16, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 5, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 29, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Makame (Guest) on May 28, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 28, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 14, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Issack (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Bahati (Guest) on April 30, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Zubeida (Guest) on April 27, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 23, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 14, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Salum (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mzee (Guest) on March 24, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 9, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Maneno (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪