How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Rahma (Guest) on May 3, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Chiku (Guest) on April 17, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mgeni (Guest) on April 16, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Sharifa (Guest) on April 11, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Majid (Guest) on April 3, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Kahina (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Shani (Guest) on March 22, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 10, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Halimah (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 4, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

John Malisa (Guest) on February 14, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Faiza (Guest) on January 25, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 13, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Safiya (Guest) on January 2, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Abdillah (Guest) on December 27, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on December 21, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Masika (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 19, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 15, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 10, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Maulid (Guest) on October 29, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mchawi (Guest) on October 21, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 18, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 16, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Abdullah (Guest) on October 15, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 6, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Fatuma (Guest) on October 3, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 29, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Chum (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 18, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Tabu (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Salma (Guest) on August 30, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Farida (Guest) on August 25, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Kheri (Guest) on August 20, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 20, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mchawi (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rashid (Guest) on August 14, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

James Malima (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Nchi (Guest) on July 25, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Bahati (Guest) on July 21, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 16, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on July 10, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

David Chacha (Guest) on July 5, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

James Kimani (Guest) on July 2, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Daudi (Guest) on June 24, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 28, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 28, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 14, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️