How did the boy react when his turtle died?

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Chiku (Guest) on March 28, 2017

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 26, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Issack (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Neema (Guest) on March 5, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Hamida (Guest) on February 16, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Zuhura (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 9, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 31, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 19, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 18, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Abdillah (Guest) on December 24, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 24, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

John Kamande (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 20, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Hassan (Guest) on December 13, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 22, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Ndoto (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 3, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on September 20, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 17, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 13, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 12, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 10, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Amina (Guest) on September 2, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Tambwe (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 25, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mariam (Guest) on August 19, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Hekima (Guest) on July 20, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Asha (Guest) on July 8, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 4, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Ali (Guest) on July 1, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 1, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 21, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 19, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Rahim (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Jabir (Guest) on May 6, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 25, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Faiza (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Shamim (Guest) on April 24, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Maimuna (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 15, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 14, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Baraka (Guest) on April 13, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Jafari (Guest) on April 2, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 31, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 30, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Rehema (Guest) on March 23, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 17, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 13, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 12, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭