Mchawi (Guest) on November 14, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Maneno (Guest) on November 10, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 10, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 9, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Nassor (Guest) on November 8, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Arifa (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 15, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Nchi (Guest) on October 15, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 14, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 14, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Makame (Guest) on September 19, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 19, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Sultan (Guest) on September 15, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mohamed (Guest) on September 5, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Muslima (Guest) on September 5, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Zubeida (Guest) on August 28, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

John Lissu (Guest) on August 26, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 23, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Amina (Guest) on August 23, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 15, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Neema (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Amir (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 30, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 23, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Furaha (Guest) on July 22, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 21, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Nasra (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Makame (Guest) on July 9, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 30, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Maimuna (Guest) on June 28, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 21, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 9, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 6, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Makame (Guest) on May 5, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Umi (Guest) on May 1, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Warda (Guest) on April 16, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Hekima (Guest) on April 8, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 30, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Issa (Guest) on March 25, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Azima (Guest) on March 23, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Hawa (Guest) on March 16, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 7, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Aziza (Guest) on March 5, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 5, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 26, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 25, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Sarafina (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 20, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱