What do you call a fish with no eye?

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Muslima (Guest) on November 11, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 6, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on November 2, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 2, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 1, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Salum (Guest) on October 1, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 25, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 22, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Sofia (Guest) on September 18, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 15, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Fatuma (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 4, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Hekima (Guest) on August 31, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 30, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Maida (Guest) on August 29, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 29, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 27, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 27, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Salma (Guest) on August 24, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

James Mduma (Guest) on August 24, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 21, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

John Malisa (Guest) on August 14, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 26, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Arifa (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

George Tenga (Guest) on July 9, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Zawadi (Guest) on July 8, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Faiza (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nashon (Guest) on June 10, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Raha (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Zawadi (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 20, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Sharifa (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

James Kimani (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mashaka (Guest) on April 19, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Shukuru (Guest) on April 7, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Rahma (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Biashara (Guest) on March 23, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Baraka (Guest) on March 17, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Daudi (Guest) on March 17, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 3, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 3, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Tambwe (Guest) on February 26, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Omari (Guest) on February 21, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 21, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Latifa (Guest) on February 18, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏