Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 8, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Rukia (Guest) on January 6, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Bahati (Guest) on December 8, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 14, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 14, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Athumani (Guest) on November 3, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Abdillah (Guest) on October 23, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 21, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 13, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Makame (Guest) on October 5, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Hekima (Guest) on September 25, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 22, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 17, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 21, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 21, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 5, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Amir (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 10, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Shamim (Guest) on June 7, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 1, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 27, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 22, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 18, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Khamis (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 11, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sharifa (Guest) on May 1, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 27, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Hawa (Guest) on April 24, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Zakia (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Maida (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 25, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Josephine (Guest) on February 26, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 24, 2016

😄 You got me!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 17, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Biashara (Guest) on February 16, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 12, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Khalifa (Guest) on February 8, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Khadija (Guest) on January 31, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 30, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 19, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Maida (Guest) on January 18, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Wande (Guest) on January 15, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 4, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 4, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱